i just have to reblog the politest dwarf of them all when its on my dash.
one cannot simply not reblog this.
Bilbo is like: I don’t have time for your shit, Ori.
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OK I REALLY WANT TO BE KISSING A GIRL AND THEN I TAKE OFF MY SHIRT AND SHE’S LIKE “CUTE BRA” AND I CAN SAY “THANKS IT HAS POCKETS”
the game has changed forever
THIS IS THE BEST IDEA EVER
Bras are already pockets
accomplishment: making a cat sound at a cat and the cat makes a cat sound back
do you think that when fred and george started hogwarts all the teachers were like “ahh more weasleys. lovely. their brothers were such good students i’m sure they’ll be just the same.” and then the twins walked into their first class and just SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS
people who hate on flannel are not worth your time, you OWN that lumberjack look and chop down the haters
"harry james potter," harry said, "you were named after the bravest man i ever knew. it was me. i’m awesome." [x]
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