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favorite linguist joke and i will never not reblog it
704. Young muggleborn girls get nervous about having their periods for the first time while away at school. They worry about how many tampons/pads to bring, what happens if they run out, what do they do about cramps, will their Midol be confiscated? The older pureblood girls take them aside and teach them the various spells for dealing with all of that, and answer any other questions they may have while away from their mothers.
"don’t touch the bottom guiz pretend it’s hot lava"
"didn’t I see you as a model in a sexy calendar somewhere" AU
Kurt feels like he has seen that guy somewhere.
He would never, ever, not in this lifetime, use such a used and cliché line, but the fact remains: the dapper man shaking his butt at the bar as he waits for his drink looks familiar.
Many options run through his mind: it’s not the first time the man has come to the bar, but it’s the first time that the crowd lets him be seen; he’s played in a porn; he goes to NYADA; he worked as a barista somewhere and has stayed at the back of Kurt’s consciousness up til now.
WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS PHOTOSHOOT I LOVE IT
you don’t know betrayal until you’ve had the wire in your favourite bra come out to stab your heart
Pluto Tumblr Posts photoset
OHANA MEANS FAMILY
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
PLUTO IS CRYING